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Integra immediately calls Alucard for assistance, but he's having none of it.The above manages to be both hysterical and completely and utterly terrifying.Jan: Ha ha ha ha! His fucking face, man! Ha ha! Fuck! Ha ha ha! Oh, now that shit is priceless! ( hangs up) Now, pardon me while I blow this faggot ginger's brains out-" OHGODNO!! ( BLAM!!!) (breaks down again) for my huge vampire coh-hoh-hock. and semen." Oh God, th-this is horrible!Ĭommunications officer: "So prepare your dried-out pussy.

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Until there's nothing left but your riddled corpse full of blood. (clocks gun) or I shoot the other testicle!Ĭommunications officer: "'Cause when I find you, I'm gonna fuck every hole you gooottt." (breaks down) "And then I'm gonna keep makin' more holes to fuh-huck. with yourself, 'cause when I find you, I'm gonna." (gags) Oh God. Now keep going.Ĭommunications officer: (pained) "Me. Jan: READ IT FUCKING (SLAP!) RIGHT, COCKHOLE!!Ĭommunications officer: (obviously trying to hold back tears) "HEEY THERE, you fat.

Somehow, Jan is even more hilarious and vulgar than he is in the actual series.Ĭommunications officer: (whimpering) "H-hey there, Integra-".

Blink and you'll miss it, but on the screen behind Jake, right before Luke busts in? There's a smashed TV.

Which Alucard being himself he would have loved.

From context, Alucard would have just heard the "all RIGHT now" joke from "Power Animal".

It's just that I'm so agitated, because this blond little shit just strolled into my room, destroyed my 70-inch plasma TV, and is trying to impress me like I'm his alcoholic father.Īlucard: Be a sport and grab Daddy another beer, would you?

Luke: I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you here.Īlucard: Oh, so am I, and I'm failing, and I'm sorry for that. My name is Luke Valentine.Īlucard: And I'm Carmen Sandiego.

Luke: Perhaps I should just skip to my point. beyond human, a monster whose power radiates with a darkness that casts a shadow on darkness itself-Īlucard: Oh, you dirty bitch! Work the shaft!Īlucard: Oh, I'm sorry, I like the dirty talk when someone's sucking my dick. Luke: The nightwalker.who glides through oceans of blood. ( smacks his lips and inhales deeply) So. (Alucard is watching Adventure Time in his room)Īlucard: That was a 70-inch.

The conversation between Integra and Anderson before Alucard regenerates is also highly entertaining.

Wait, I'm not an eight-year-old boy! Shit!" Now the next thing I want you to do is.put me between your le-" (gets Pinned to the Wall by a bayonet ceases to be muffled) "Goddammit!"

"Police Girl! Poliiice giiiirl!! You are reading your master's mind! Put my head between your booooooooobs!".

Which becomes funny as, while Anderson dies, he accepts that yes, Boondock Saints is his favorite movie.

(Brandishes his bayonets, a caption saying "RAPE" appears) (Realizes Police Girl has run off with Alucard's head)Īnderson: Son of a Protestant whore! Well, y'know what time it is. (Anderson decapitates Alucard, complete with soundbyte of Eddie Riggs going "DECAPITATIOOOOON~!")Īnderson: Well, now that thats over, how about we go back to my place for a bowl of my favorite cereal, Frankenbe. Knife.Īlucard: Well, now that that's over, how about we go back to my place for a bowl of my favorite cereal, Count Cho. (chuckles) Get it?Īnderson: OK, y'know what? Fuck it.

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I mean, seriously, you must watch that movie religiously.